limericks - poetry for the juvenile

[tacit]

For reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, I spent two hours today limericking.

Here are three SGA limericks for your viewing pleasure. The other eight(!) were Torchwood, but they, uh, developed a narrative. So they'll be along at a later date.

There once was a man called McKay,
who hassled his people all day,
But Sheppard's around,
their love is renowned,
he doesn't let Rodney fillet

Atlantis was mighty and pretty
but morals were lost in the city
they spawned hungry wraith
nobody was safe
because they were led by committee

Our military leader is hairy
his style of command is contrary
he can't read a map
he'll kill in a snap
if not on our side he'd be scary

Blame deltacephei .

How do you punctuate these things??!