I have to warn you, I was once at the vet with my cat who had swallowed eighteen inches of nylon-coated steel beading wire and there was a golden lab sitting there guiltily and the nurse said, "Again? What did he eat this time?"
Owner, glumly: Gardening gloves. Nurse: Both them them? Owner, even more glumly: Might be two pair. Nurse, looking at dog with exasperated affection:: Riley. Dog: ::still looks guilty, wags tail a little and clearly indicates It was just a snack::
My Goldberry, meowing pitifully: That's what *I* said!
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I have to warn you, I was once at the vet with my cat who had swallowed eighteen inches of nylon-coated steel beading wire and there was a golden lab sitting there guiltily and the nurse said, "Again? What did he eat this time?"
Owner, glumly: Gardening gloves.
Nurse: Both them them?
Owner, even more glumly: Might be two pair.
Nurse, looking at dog with exasperated affection:: Riley.
Dog: ::still looks guilty, wags tail a little and clearly indicates It was just a snack::
My Goldberry, meowing pitifully: That's what *I* said!