Could someone cooking challenged recreate something like that? Well, it's not so much the cooking that I'm bad at, it's the design side of things.

Yes, it will blatantly all go pathetically wrong. But this part? Is FUN!

I hope things go well this time but on the off chance that he turns out to be a cross dressing hobo or something equally ridiculous...I'll be here to gleefully listen to the stories:)