Send help! It doesn't even have to be pretty.

You would not believe how boring it is when you can't:

• use a computer
• read
• watch TV
• Navigate the outside world because NOW it decides to be bright and sunny
  
• Navigate a phonebook, electronic or otherwise
  

I am typing this with my screen on its biggest setting and the font on about size one million. My keyboard is a blur, and I have to look away from my screen and blink furiously between sentences. I'm gonna go to bed in a minute just for something to do.

On the upside, the stabbing pain has gone away, and my vision can only improve... And it will - I mean, I haven't lost perspective on why I'm doing this. It's just, now would be good.