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Hot date? Brrrrr!
Dec. 2nd, 2006 12:14 amI had a date with a nice guy called Ollie tonight. Several points:
1) It is midnight and I have been home for two hours
2) I came home alone
3) I came home hungry
4) I came home sober.
Now, the entertaining part. I just received the following text message:
'I really enjoyed 2nite thanx it felt very natural n relaxed. I thought you were smart n attractive (u sure ur single? Lol). What did u think 2it?'
C thinks Ollie sounds quite sweet but is taking some upsetting liberties with the english language. JJ thinks it's a standard text that Ollie sends out to all his women. JJ also suggested I have been ruined for all other men by JJ's astonishing superpower-level sexyness. (This morning, in a bleary moment on the sofa, he picked up C's foot and carried out an entire conversation into it as if it was a phone and the person on the other end was deaf. Take me, take me now.)
The date was excruciating.
I think that either Ollie's delusional, or I am. We were clearly not experiencing the same reality.
Upsettingly, a good looking guy was at the next table over Ollie's shoulder. He noticed my (apparently obvious!) first date horror and smiled sympathetically at me several times, distracting me throughout. He clearly found it all very amusing. I should have been out with that guy.
1) It is midnight and I have been home for two hours
2) I came home alone
3) I came home hungry
4) I came home sober.
Now, the entertaining part. I just received the following text message:
'I really enjoyed 2nite thanx it felt very natural n relaxed. I thought you were smart n attractive (u sure ur single? Lol). What did u think 2it?'
C thinks Ollie sounds quite sweet but is taking some upsetting liberties with the english language. JJ thinks it's a standard text that Ollie sends out to all his women. JJ also suggested I have been ruined for all other men by JJ's astonishing superpower-level sexyness. (This morning, in a bleary moment on the sofa, he picked up C's foot and carried out an entire conversation into it as if it was a phone and the person on the other end was deaf. Take me, take me now.)
The date was excruciating.
I think that either Ollie's delusional, or I am. We were clearly not experiencing the same reality.
Upsettingly, a good looking guy was at the next table over Ollie's shoulder. He noticed my (apparently obvious!) first date horror and smiled sympathetically at me several times, distracting me throughout. He clearly found it all very amusing. I should have been out with that guy.
