Two things cracked me up. (Yes, cracked me up, in your post about pain and mother-summoning. I am a bad person.)
*g* It's ok, dark humour is the good humour. I am on board with this.
Yep, Dex. There were shadows, he's dark, it was all sort of blurring together. Lameness. And today I've misplaced him twice, but that's because he crawls under the hedge to get into next door's garden. I've told him he's going on the barbecue, but he appears not to care.
And now that my eyesight is better I have discovered that, not only was the aftercare sheet in a tiny font (ok, a normal font) but the printer sucked and it's got faded columns all down it. PLUS, the sticky prescription labels on the eyedrops are actually illegible, so that's not just the blindness. And the labels on the eyedrops cover the important pre-printed information that might have actually shed some light on the issue. SO DUMB!
I actually have a whole list of complaints to bring to their attention, should they appear to care. Some aspects of the whole thing were a bit shit. I mean, they provided 8 tabs of paracetamol. Is that it?! There was also a vial on anaesthetic drops that were supposed to be one dose, which I stretched to two - they were fantastic, but only lasted about 30 minutes, so they were more of a tease than anything else... Pain makes me nauseous, and they did at least allow me to eat some toast so that C's super strength prescription pain pills didn't make me throw up... (I hope she doesn't get back ache again any time soon because I've used all her drugs. And all her dad's. Next step was going to be asking my neighbours if they had any weed. ...Ok, not really. Weed makes me puke as well.)
Ahem. But I can see! *Resumes enthusiasm*
But you're back!
I am!! I'm down to just a couple of hits of CTRL +, now. And I can see my cursor, and I can read the tabs' text (squinting), and I can identify my quick launch buttons... Hurrah! I'm rationing my computer time because I get blurrier and blurrier the longer I play, but it is so good to have the option. &hearts
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*g* It's ok, dark humour is the good humour. I am on board with this.
Yep, Dex. There were shadows, he's dark, it was all sort of blurring together. Lameness. And today I've misplaced him twice, but that's because he crawls under the hedge to get into next door's garden. I've told him he's going on the barbecue, but he appears not to care.
And now that my eyesight is better I have discovered that, not only was the aftercare sheet in a tiny font (ok, a normal font) but the printer sucked and it's got faded columns all down it. PLUS, the sticky prescription labels on the eyedrops are actually illegible, so that's not just the blindness. And the labels on the eyedrops cover the important pre-printed information that might have actually shed some light on the issue. SO DUMB!
I actually have a whole list of complaints to bring to their attention, should they appear to care. Some aspects of the whole thing were a bit shit. I mean, they provided 8 tabs of paracetamol. Is that it?! There was also a vial on anaesthetic drops that were supposed to be one dose, which I stretched to two - they were fantastic, but only lasted about 30 minutes, so they were more of a tease than anything else... Pain makes me nauseous, and they did at least allow me to eat some toast so that C's super strength prescription pain pills didn't make me throw up... (I hope she doesn't get back ache again any time soon because I've used all her drugs. And all her dad's. Next step was going to be asking my neighbours if they had any weed. ...Ok, not really. Weed makes me puke as well.)
Ahem. But I can see! *Resumes enthusiasm*
But you're back!
I am!! I'm down to just a couple of hits of CTRL +, now. And I can see my cursor, and I can read the tabs' text (squinting), and I can identify my quick launch buttons... Hurrah! I'm rationing my computer time because I get blurrier and blurrier the longer I play, but it is so good to have the option. &hearts