A friend of mine had a birthday a couple of weeks ago. C and JJ and I bought tickets to see The Nutcracker with him next month. Because he's an idiot, he didn't read the card. I talked to him the day after his birthday, and he had no idea we'd written anything besides 'happy birthday'. He's one of those guys who's like, 'uh huh, card, yeah. PRESENT! More cards, whatever. PRESENT!'[Poll #1086823]Ideas? Suggestions?